I'm ready for my closeup, Mr. DeMille.

Do you want to get on camera? Have something insightful or provocative to say? Have a new technology to discuss or product to evangelize? Want to shout out to the vendor community?

Step 1: Register on the site. That's simple enough: just fill in the registration form and you're in. No cost to join, so long as you participate on something like a routine basis. Respond to the video commentary, so we know you are watching.

Step 2: Send us an email describing what you want to talk about. Currently, our team decides what we will air based on two criteria -- whether we agree that it is important or funny or otherwise merits airtime, and whether we will be traveling in your area sometime soon and can spend the 10 to 15 minutes required for the shoot.

If you are a vendor with some coin in your pocket, you can propose your topic and a date for a shoot and fund our visit (gas, food, lodging). We will try to fit you in, but understand that we are not giving airtime to nonsense. STORAGE TV editorial is not for sale.

Step 3: We will respond to your proposals, select the ones we want, send out a release form, coordinate stuff, do the shoot, edit and format it for streaming, then get your clips on the streaming server as soon as we can.

That's all there is to it. A topic proposal form is in the registered area of the site. Please use it to pitch your idea. We are all ears.

Thanks.